Ode to the Nodes of Ranvier

I arrived home tonight tired, with an amount of homework never before seen to mankind, and my fantasy sports team currently on an 8-game losing streak. I knew I shouldn't have picked Nova Scotia in the curling championship. One would have thought Lemony Snicket would already have published another book in his Series of Unfortunate Events. My phone was dying per usual and my I felt as if I had just walked through the Gobi Desert. I had my youth group tonight, every wednesday 7 to 9. As I was sitting through the sermon/lecture over my "love story" my mind couldn't help but wander to the relationship rap by Will Smith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE8usUf5IWw. On my way home, I had to sit through road construction and my patience was tested thin as a man holding a red cardboard stop sign and an airport runway glowstick had me on lockdown. He made sure to let me know I was not going to get past him. When I arrived home, my mind was sent for a spin on the convential merry-go-round as I tried to differientiate between electronegativety and the focal points. Its a joy. I thought to put Einstein's Theory of relativity into effect however E= mc2 didn't seem relavent. Saying this, I did find a special use for one of Einsteins less known theories: 2S= 2F. Double the science classes = double the fun. Proven by many scientists worldwide, this formula certainly held true tonight. Looking, back on the night, it couldn't have gone better. In the end, we all have our ups and downs, but if you look at it just right, combined they should all lead to a straight line gradually increasing. Thanks Coach Beezy for the graphing lesson, I could have never plotted our success without you.
To wrap things up, an ode to the Nodes of Ranvier.

Seperating mylen sheaths are far too little of a job
these littles nodes can take alot, the oldest one informs the mob.
If its time you want, you shall not pass,
screamed the security guard huddled on the grass.
If its blood you want, I have in mass,
Learning this from his only highschool class.
Depressed, the anode had electrons to give
While the cathode felt great being positive.
The hidden joy signed by cosx,
determing the focal point of my concave specs.
Back to the mob, that attempted to rob
a famous cob from the pigpenned slob.
Please wipe your feet of on the mat,
be a gentleman and remove your hat,
if your a lady, a fine kiss will do,
but I'm not sure I want to marry you.
Better hold off on that one.